is that time of the year.. AGAIN. the NAPHA test. yeap. that dread physical fitness test which i have to take every single year of my sordid life since.. primary 3.. and haf been failing ever since.. i entered sec school.

so... TODAY... i went to school.. and still dunno that we will be doing napha for PE. and when i found out that we had to do, i thought that it was just... 2.4 run. which.. i would at least.. pass. but NOOOOONOOONOO. when we walked under the blazing sun... there was no giant clock and cones for 2.4. sooooo... immediately i know that its 5 items today... and 5 items = SCREWED. coz... i simply cannot pass PULL UPS AND STANDING BROAD JUMP. it seems that i am just physically incapable of those stuff...

well.. i thought that my shuttle run would join the ranks of those items.. i.e: fail.. but SURPRISINGLY... i got.. 10.3s!!!!!!!!!! which is.. a B grade!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahaha.. and thats an improvement from the 10.5 that i got on the first try..... after which allister urged me to take again... coz EVERY GUY in my class got.. A. well.. MORE than A. and i'm the only sucker who got B.. well.. expected.

ok.. next station.. sit ups.. with help from allister.. *winks* .. i got a total sit up count of... 43!!!!!! which is.. an A!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahaha... yeap. so THATS super "fun"... and we went on to out next station.. which is one of the major pain in the ass. PULL UPS.

NEEDLESS to say.. i got a BIG FAT GOOSE EGG i.e: ZERO. GOSONG. NOTHING. LOVE. =) so NATURALLY.. that is a FAIL. and thank goodness... i'm not the only one who got zero. hahaha... but well... the class average was... according to allister.. 3. and we had.. SIX guys in the class. LOL. and the A class was averaging.. TEN? HAHAHAHA.. all those bloody assholes. well. it was TOTALLY within my expectations. so its cool.

NEXT! STANDING BROAD JUMP. the SECOND pain in the ass. in practice.. i have been getting consistent. 180CMS. which is needless to say.. a FAIL grade. so... the passing mark was 206cm btw.. and so.. first try... 180cm.. *woohoo big surprise there... rolls eyes* so i had a second try.. at which.. i got a drastic improvement.. to... TWO HUNDRED AND THREE. which falls short of the pass mark by... THREE FREAKING HELL CM. and as an ADDED "bonus", immediately after the second jump... there is this sharp pain right smack in the middle of my chest. like as if some bone is poking my heart and lungs. and obviously.. i was super irritated coz i got hurt coz of this completely messed up.. screwed up.. idea of a test. but there was ONE station left. so.. i just shut up and did my wonderful sit and reach.

yes. finally... sit and reach.. some thing that i can actually do. so.. even with a freaking shitty pain in my chest.. i just sat.. and REACHED... seriously.. sit and reach is the easiest thing of the napha test. u literally SIT. and REACH. thats IT. and then i got.. 48cm.. which is an A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOR 16 YEAR OLDS... got seventeen yearolds... its a b.. lol! well.. after THAT... it was O.V.E.R. and haha! i got the same as david for sit and reach.. and well.. we got highest in class!!! hehex! its like the ONLY thing that i can do... and get high scores... lol.. well... next week will be the super irritating 2.4km run which i hope to get better than a pass... bleh.. who the hell cares man.. i mean... i'm gonna FAIL anyway... some screwed up messed up system where u fail one fail all.. wad the shit. but NEVERMIND... its a shitty test for an even shittier purpose. bloody SLUTTY thing. hmph. well.. so terence FAILED NAPHA!!!!!!! BIIIIIGGGGG surprise there...

oh man... its been soooo long.. and my chest STILL hurts... URGH!!!!! i hate hate hate napha! ARGH.