they say all good things comes in threes. well, i'll like to add that even bad things comes in threes. and that's what happened to me TODAY. fabian reckons that its the extreme bad fengshui of that screwed up place. Vivo City.

ian asked fabian vernon and me out for a movie today coz it was fabian's end of A levels and ian is terribly bored. so, we decided to watch beowulf. well, its trailer seemed quite ok, so wadeva, we went to watch it. so ian and i went early to get tickets and walked around vivocity. coz thats the place with the good timeslots. even though the cinemas sucked and the whole shopping mall is a dump. now let me elaborate on that a little.

Event number 1: after walking the whole of level 2, ian and i decided to go check out level 3, which if you have gone to vivo before, it consists mostly of open air spaces. so we went and checked the place out because i am not a fan of vivocity in the first place and that means that i have never explored the place much. so we walked around all of level 3.. well, most of it anyway. we went to pet safari... outside marche.. places like that. and when we were going back tot he main building, we were walking and minding our own business talking about what we should get as a gift for fabian to congratulate him on his conquering of the big 'A's. and as we were near the freaking door of the mall, i felt somethign squishy under my shoe and ian said, "Terence i think you stepped on sumthing". so i was like.."WHAT?what is it!!!" and turns out... its FREAKING DOG POOPOO! what. the. FREAK! so i FLIPPED. and i started looking for a way to get RID of that DISGUSTING thing. ian gave me a tissue and i went to clean it at those pools of water they have there. for TEN minutes. according to ian. and i bet it was a hell of an experience for him. because for the whole of the ten minutes, i was cursing and insulting the god damned shopping mall. and he was laughing so hard.. lol... but i mean, WHAT the HELL is that place ANYWAY. a SHOPPING MALL, or some DOG SHIT DUMP. or SHIT REPOSITORY! HUH?!?!?! why the FREAKING HELL did they allow people to bring their PETS.... into the SHOPPING MALL?!?!?!?! i know there is some hoohaa over INTEGRATED RESORTS recently but come on. A SHOPPING MALL/DOG POTTY?! DOUBLE-U-TEE-EFF. what the HELL is the management doing? do they just ALLOW dogs to just WANDER around and SHIT?! and what the hell is wrong with those inconsiderate lazy messed up shitty OWNERS? cant they freaking CLEAN UP after their god damned PETS?! if you wanna have a pet in the first place you should be ready for all the SHIT that comes with them! and i mean that literally. because now, vivo is LITERALLY a FREAKING SHITTY place. its the WORST damned SHOPPING MALL in the freaking country. or world. or UNIVERSE! i'm TOTALLY a HATER of that place now. and fabian was right from the BEGINNING. VIVOCITY is a HORRIBLE place to go! granted it has tons of shops and i love the smoothie station there but STILL! its a freaking SHIT dump! URGH. ok. so after i cleaned my shoe with water.. and tissue ...and grass.. and water... and mat.. and carpet.. and wadeva... we went for dinner. and blah.

Event number 2: The movie. Beowulf turned out to be ENTIRELY CGI. which was a lil surprise for us, cuz we had no idea the WHOLE thing was computerised. but the POINT is.. even tho i think the outline is.. QUITE ok... but THE AMOUNT OF GORE. frankly, it is without a single doubt. the MOST GORY ANIMATED FEATURE i have EVER seen in my LIFE. the monster was DISGUSTING. he kills in the most BRUTAL, GROSS ways. and it was just FILLED with gore. and also, scandals. which is the only part of the show that is nice. all the scandals and betrayal and sadness and regret and stuff like that. but i gotta say, all that was just a small part of the thing.. i mean.. just cuz its animated doesnt mean u haf to tkae full advantage of it and freaking kill everyone in that horribly DISGUSTING way. i think i kinda like the part when angelina jolie was seducing evryone though. quite interesting.... so.. first the poo, they the grossest animated film i ever watched.

Event number 3: so anturally i had to tell fabian and vernon all the horrible things that happened.. ALREADY. e.g: the poo and the gross movie. yup. we were saying how freakishly disgusting the movie was.. but i like the queen's song though. its quite nice. then we were on the linkway to st.james powerhouse. and i was telling them.. and so i wasnt looking at where i am going. and i TOTALLY WALKED INTO another guy whicle he was lighting up a cigarette. i was like.. "i'm so sorry!" and ian, well.. he just burst into larger fits of laughter. till he just squatted on the floor... haiyo... i think the guy in front prob thinks that we are drunk or sumthing. because we were right opposite the club. i dunno. but ian surely was looking drunk. haha.. he was laughin so hard! haha... but god. that was totally embarrassing. urgh! ok. so thats that. 3 unlucky things that happened. all cuz vivocity is like some magnet for bad fengshui. and its a horrible place and i will never go there again unless i ABSOLUTELY have to.

so after that, we just walked around the whle of the club. didnt go in of course. well.. thats ian and i. dunno if they went in after we cabbed home or not. but i doubt it.. haha. and ian was laughing the whole way.. and so was i.. haha. we honestly acted like we were drunk or sumthing. even though we didnt have a single drop of alcohol. and thats. that. cabbed home and blogging about that shitty place. but i gotta say.. it was quite a fun day. even though all that things happened. hahahahahahahaha. oh yeah. i'm insane. and i cant believe i just typed that too. lol.