acronyms. i like them. especially when i can use them to hurl obscenities at stupid ASSHOLES. so who am i refering to? honestly, i have no idea what is that person's name too. He's a teacher of course. and why do i hate him? because he caught me for having long hair. and why do i hate him even more now? because i have the world's worst haircut. well, second worst. HIS haircut is THE ULTIMATE pinnacle of GROSTEQUE haircuts.

let me recount this particular maddening experience. it was on a tuesday, when there is an assembly check for TA4s and J2s. ONCE AGAIN, i have NO idea what the hell is the POINT of assembly checks. ESPECIALLY for hair. i mean, uniforms i can understand. but WHY the FREAK do they have to control everyone's HAIRSTYLE as well? its like some SCREWED up authoritarian rule which is COMPLETELY archaic and as such should have been ELIMINATED from the system AEONS ago. I dont know who is that son of a bitch who decided that guys MUST have short hair but i hope he is rotting for eternity in his stinking hell hole. like my dear GP teacher who warned everyone NOT to mention her name on any blogs said, "the Singapore society seems to be in a perpetual state of adolescence.it always seems to be not ready for everything." HOW. TRUE. be it same-sex relationships or homosexual sex or simple things like giving students the FREEDOM of choosing how the hell they wanna look. it is always condemned. PEOPLE, its the twenty-first century. we arent living in the dark ages anymore so freaking GET A MOVE ON ALREADY. a STUPID NONSENSICAL rule like that short hair rule is VIRTUALLY NON EXISTENT in other asian countries like JAPAN. (geez, i wonder WHY japan is one of the fashion capitals of Asia while singapore is NOWHERE.) i dont even wanna discuss the WEStern countries. correct me if i'm wrong but there is NO SCHOOL in the US which has such a LAME restriction for students. DAMN i hate this STUPID place more and MORE.

as always, i digress. so in that assembly check, tonnes of teacher were circling around like a flock of desperate, starving vultures. all of them who passed by me just moved on, even mr ng and mr chang who in my opinion, are the more stringent ones. as usual, F tong would DRAG the time to catch more students. i dont understand him. it seems like as if he gets paid a hell of a lot more for each student that he catches. so in the final 2 minutes when we are all about to pick up our bags and MOVE to CLASS which we are already LATE for, this little GIT came and shoved a piece of paper in my face and DEMANDED, "take a pen and go to the front." some manners huh. and here i thought teachers were supposed to be ROLE MODELS for students. apparently i was wrong. they are rude conceited little bags of shit like all the other assholes in the world.

so, learning my manners from him, i pulled the paper quickly and firmly away from his hands, turned and went to my bag without so much as a glance at his pudgy scrunched up face which is just ASKING to be slammed into the wall. (honesstly, i think that already happened before more than once in his pathetic lifetime.) and off i went to the front and wrote wadeva shit they needed me to write. then, he came and gave us a little speech which sounded like a threat cuz he said "i give you all until monday, including the weekend, to cut your hair and i will be here on monday morning. or you can call me at extension number XXX or go to mr tong's office, whichever is more convenient. if you all dont find us by monday, mr tong will go look for you in your lectures and i dont think you would want that." firstly, since we have until monday and its a tuesday, OBVIOUSLY the weekends are included right? i mean, HELLO. what is the POINT of repeating yourself huh? did your english teacher teach you NOTHING? wait. i should not be placing the blame on the teacher. you can give a student the best teacher in the entire world and he will still turn out to be a FAILURE if the problem lies in the STUDENT himself. secondly, is there really a need to THREATEN us with a semblance of public humiliation? do they seriously need to steep SO LOW as to threaten us to get what they want? what is this, the japanese occupation? i hate this kinda communist, authoritarian TOTALITARIAN pigs.

another point to note, is HIS hairstyle. it is, without a doubt, the MOST disgusting, i-have-no-social-life, GEEK-ish hairstyle i have EVER seen in my ENTIRE life. i think that loser must have PISSED his barber off cuz his hair SLOPES up allllll the way to near the top of his head. what's more, he uses GEL in his FUTILE attempts to make it look REMOTELY presentable. usually people who use gel use it to add that extra flair in their hair. not him. he still looks like crap to me.

what's more? i havent seen this loser in my entire 4 years in TJ. of course there is that possiblity that i am too blind to notice such a horrid sight but i think he is probably a new teacher too because mr cheng doesnt seem to know who exactly is this snobbish ugly vermin. which brings me to this question, WHAT IS WITH THESE NOOBS?!?!?! first its the J1 girl who questioned mr low about him being a teacher. then there is this little GDMFSOB who is in my opinion, abusing his new-found authority as a teacher. its these new teachers who just seems SO desperate to SUCK up to the discipline commitee in school because they are the most ENTHUSIASTIC people when it comes to inspecting these kinda LAME useless THIngs. who is the other teacher, some new econs teacher who bears a resemblance to goat. no offense to goats. but even he let me pass the test. but this teacher...... didnt. damn you to the middle of the atlantic ocean you pathetic ass-kisser. i HATE YOU BITCH.